Y'all ready for this? Make sure you use the facilities before this ride. It's gonna be a long one...
The story starts off with me needing a new computer. In my job I need a laptop, and I am a big fan of the large screens, even if it means I need to pump it up on my back exercises to carry the thing. That's what health insurance is for, right?
There is also this thing about always "needing" the latest and greatest technology, and as luck would have it, the wonderful i7 CPU was just released for the mobile market!